Lucky was the elephant in the Ugandan park running free and happy,
Until the King of England shot it dead .
Near the thorny Achaea tree,
What a lark in the park .
HIS CONSORT ELIZABETH DECLINED TO SHOOT THE COW ELEPHANT CLAIMING IT WASNT BIG ENOUGH.
Then time for gin and tonics back at the embassy .
That was sixty years ago,
And royals don’t shoot to kill any more the PR men claim.
But what happened in the grounds at Sandringham ?
Shot a bird of prey William?
They did it when no one is looking,
They are a bunch of predators that suck the life blood out,
Shooting hawks in a wood,
Or an elephant or two
For they are inbred spongers that all should be kept in a zoo.