Gun dog cowers in pain, in fear,
When brat draws near,
Is it a bumpkin out in the sticks?
Or a cruel prince without any sense?
Bad tempered attack on a defenseless dog,
Sums up the mindset of an inbred slob,
Meanwhile in London mummy’s money swells,
She’s doing very well,
Refit £1 million Kensington Palace,
As her younger son acts like a phallus,
Pigs all feeding at the trough,
Enough is enough.